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Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #1
"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #2
"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. "
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #3
"Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the TV set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #4
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #5
"In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #6
"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #7
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it. "
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #8
"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #9
"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #10
"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #11
"Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?' "
Erma Bombeck Cryptoquote Puzzle #12
"Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, 'What light?' and two more to say, 'I didn't turn it on.' "